my doctor, vinnie boombatz, he dont got no respect! no respect at all! i told him, doc, i'm real down, real depressed. i told him people all around me seem happy but not me. know what he says? he says go see pagliacci, best clown, makes everyone smile! doc, I told him, that's me!

I cant drink coffee because every time I've tried it's been way too bitter but I do like chocolate milk. however, the so-called "tolerant left" wants me to believe that drinking chocolate milk makes me "little baby goo goo who want his choccy milk." this will not and cannot stand

straight edge? well, the gays do too.

i'm going to be posting the greatest and most underappreciated hits from a twitter account that was totally not mine dont look into it because they didnt appreciate me, fuck, i mean him, fuck, i mean whoever it was that ran my account, fuck, i mean the anonymous person who did all of my tweets, fuck

three hundred characters? in this economy?? are you fucking INSANE!?!?!?!?!?