if aliens land we should send a bunch of worms out to meet them first, so for a minute they think all this stuff was built by worms

this is how we end up with worm overlords again

jesus one single post and it’s a giga banger by bluesky standards. i should get royalties for inviting you

It's all fun and games until they explain they're actually here to talk to our gut biome, who are actually in charge.

asking my alien boyfriend "would you still love me if society was built by worms?"