i know exactly what to do with tossed salad and scrambled eggs. that's food man. you eat it

You toss salad your way, I’ll toss salad mine

The fact that this particular food has the ability to call people does seem to present a bit of a moral quandary, though.

Source: trust me, bro

Instructions unclear: Scrambled eggs all over my face

I hear all your tweets in Joe Biden voice. makes them great

He's in Seattle, so I'm thinking he's cooking for a vegan and the salad is caesar salad with anchovy dressing, so she won't touch any of it

do you mix it together tho