mice can't control when they poop so Stuart Little's car probably has a bunch of turds rolling around in there like empty cans and when you get in he says oh you can just chuck those in the back

This app is becoming more and more like twt every day 🌝

I see in some ways Bluesky is just as unhinged as Twitter

Sure, but he's the height of class, if anyone ever stops him to ask, " Pardon me, but do you have any Grey Poupon?"

I mean, they dry out

doesn't he wear pants? I think he just poops his pants

Stuart Little doo-doo

This is why I prefer hamsters. They'll even use a tiny litterbox if you make one available to them. They like to be tidy.

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Why would you bring this into my consciousness?