Montresor is trying to brick me into a room in his catacombs but every time he turns to get a new brick i knock the last one onto the floor and he's getting pissed off but he can't complain to me about it on account of he's trying to kill me. really funny. think he lied about that amontillado though

no, no, the amontillado is totally worth the wait, believe me.

Its a real risk when your plan is to get an irritating asshole you hate really drunk and then perform a time consuming detail oriented task to finish him off