if guns were illegal only criminals would have guns and then you'd never again hear those stories in the news that we all know and love about guns doing good stuff and helping people

I’m ok with that guy with all the wild boars in his yard keeping his gun, but other than that…

All those successful vigilante justice stories of local boob becoming a hero...gone. what a shame.

Basically folks you can have fewer guns or more news. I know what I’m picking

i like the kind of story where the gun saves a kid who fell down a well