INVITELESS NEWSKIES LISTEN UP: us old bluesky elders have gone through so much trauma and emotional labor to have y’all waltz in and assume you are equals. sit down and listen to your elders telling y’all the posting rules of this zone

You cannot tell if we’ve been here since the beginning tho

that’s right ! first things first tho we should deal with the elephant in the room . it’s time to cancel dril , you see i heard from someone who heard from someone who heard from someone [ . . . ]

Don’t make a lot of noise between 8-10 that’s when I watch Colombo.

sure grandpa, let's get you to bed

Don't listen to grandpa, kids. Just enjoy, and do, what you want to do.

Sounds good. Can you help me create a feed to capture all this sage advice?

strange

Here’s your chance to meet millions of people whose whole life isn’t social media. Welcome them (and tolerate them.) If you’re nice maybe they will tell you what it’s like outside. 😉

So what do I do with the invite code I still have ?

That's my purse! I don't know you!