the first guy to say “just kidding” on april 1st probably felt like a god

but the “just kidding” was the prank part and the terrible thing he had just said was real.

I dont want him dead but i hope at least one person kicked him in the dick

What but a god could wreak such indiscriminate justice on humanity

You could say that.

This got me thinking (not looking it up) - why April 1st? Someone definitely fucked up bad and was like "nah man, not if I can turn this shit into a holiday."