Every sentence in that premise was more deranged than the last.

One-Eared Jack’s

My first thought seeing the footage itself (before this music was added) was “in here, the birds sing a pretty song”

I guessed it was going to be Laura’s Theme, but this is better

(That's where my brain went BECAUSE of the Viagra and Cialis of it all)

Anaconda Malt Liquor??

[Columbo on an early 2010s CBS procedural] Just one more Bing.

Wondering what the crossover is between people advocating for this and the people who whine about "developers' intent" when people say that Soulsborne games should have difficulty sliders.

Randomly thinking about the time I sang the entirety of "See My Vest" and my dad looked at me and said "sad."

The duality of (a few good) man