It's my understanding that certain legal professionals are saying that calling Donald Trump a felon is defamatory. Donald Trump is a convicted felon. Sue me.

The phrase "you're one of the good ones" has extraordinarily #racist connotations and I would love to never hear it again.

But, #FUCKNO#Rocky, get back up, even if ya lose.

Well, this #bigfucker#dead; they was out for a full ten count.

Y'all, I been celebrating on the back deck and there have been these carpenter #bees. One has been standing sentry right in front of me, right? And they've been throwing down with two others all day, protecting their nest.

If any of y'all models get a chance to work with Stavros Cockrell, don't. He does do good work, but he's a fucking bitch and it's just not worth it.

This is #menow.