I'm currently at ~36,000, and I buy an average of 2500 a year. My will contains a coda that in order to collect from their trust friends, my heirs will need to have my body preserved like Vladimir Lenin and placed on display amongst my collection.

2500 a year? Yikes! My collection was gathered over 52 years and counting, but my purchases have slowed way down, like only double digits annually the last several years. I like the idea of lying in state with them, though. . . .