lmao Jeremy's been on this same bit for like 15 years now

The worst part of my job as a Roman augur is having to break it to everyone that the birds are flying in a fucked up fashion that day

"Derp", just like Pol Pot would say

A Different Man (2024)

Wanna feel old? "How Do You Do, Fellow Kids?" was 12 years ago

Watching some other millennials boomerfy in real time is so dark. The angry dislike of younger generations' fashion and humor and a worsening ability to tell real from false online are the two main symptoms

The Substance (2024) Cinematography by Benjamin Kracun Directed by Coralie Fargeat #OnePerfecfShot

I was watching the movie like "couldn't be me!" Then I remembered I was a week into wearing dirty laundry

I must admit I would be really bad at taking The Substance correctly