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Justin Ling
@justinling.ca
Journalist thingy. Columnist for the Toronto Star, contributor to WIRED, Foreign Policy, The Walrus. It's a-me, espresso. justinling@pm.me and www.bugeyedandshameless.com
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[shuffles papers] it'd be bad www.economist.com/finance-and-...

Actual Economist headline: "What World War Three Would Mean for Investors"
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Mmidtowndoom.bsky.social

So, uh, buy low am I right

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Number go down

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Rcrj418.bsky.social

The smart money will be in wicker baskets.

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clflngthjnshrts.bsky.social

When you think about it's actually very funny that the economy bigwigs have settled on: Nuclear holocaust:bad stonks Environmental holocaust: good stonks!

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AHandreashopf.bsky.social

Buy low! Sell high!

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Jfatalzio.bsky.social

Doing the meme...

An astronaut on the moon watches the earth get destroyed by a meteor while shouting "Oh God, the economy!"
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Mmoleek22.bsky.social

Analysis | why soft investor emotions during world war three will be bad for Biden.

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Well, unless you're investing in arms and resource extraction. Real estate probably not so much.

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Ffreedom2b.bsky.social

Bah, investors, humbag. What I care about is people.

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MBeventuallymaude.bsky.social

I hate capitalists.

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Justin Ling
@justinling.ca
Journalist thingy. Columnist for the Toronto Star, contributor to WIRED, Foreign Policy, The Walrus. It's a-me, espresso. justinling@pm.me and www.bugeyedandshameless.com
6.5k followers955 following3.1k posts