Honestly impressed with the deranged persistence of Meta’s Science Experiment Sidekick bot

Its commitment to improv's rule of "yes, and" is commendable.

im losing my shit over this bit, like we're suddenly doing guided enlightenment via diy lava lamp

Sorry, which one of you is deranged now?

I used to feel this way when trying to get 15-year-olds back on track after a fart joke.

alot of this energy

Spongebob Errands GIF

ALT: Spongebob Errands GIF

This is real??! I can’t find any other mention of a “science experiment sidekick”

"I found this phone by a pile of meat" really cracked me up.

holy shit

Let's whip up a quick lava lamp to calm us down. I love it!

Replacement of teachers