Shocked to discover the Independent bloc of MPs turns out to be a religious group with Jeremy Corbyn jogging along beside them. There are going to be a lot of votes over the next few years that expose this.

Shocked to discover you're a nonce

The corbyn era is finished. Get a new boogeyman

Shocked to discover you are a bald racist who hates Muslims.

Ask people in Dewsbury Market and I suspect they don't share their MP's concern for the effect of VAT on private school students.

You are a deeply racist young man and it is a shame your father did not expel you into Kleenex 9 months prior to your birth Sorry 🙏

Why are so many dickheads obsessed with Corbyn? Grow up.

They will only become a stronger presence in future Parliaments. Corbyn will be instructing them in his favourite pastime of tabling endless Early Day Motions to make it look like they’re actually doing something.