There's gotta be some way to set up an alert perimeter for that AirTag, no? Sorry, I know you've already considered this much more deeply than I have.

I need this on a tshirt.

I’ve been watching it on Netflix lately, and is it just me or is it SLOWWWWWWWWWWW 🐌

“That was my rock bottom. That was when I lost it all, and had nothing left. I will never forget that moment.”

oh cool yeah ive seen these in anime

“… but if you *are* into it, please fill out form B3 in triplicate and submit it with a $5 processing fee as desk 7.”

Which key feature are you referring to? And I assume you’re saying they left it out on purpose?

Sometimes I feel like I’m yelling at them. STOP. But that kinda works, so.

I dunno, I think maybe no DMs is a feature.

I’m sure there are several excellent GIFs I could respond with here that would be very witty and apropos but well