what if michael meyers finally spoke and his first words were "my knife" in a borat voice

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kai oh my god

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Lmfaooooooooooo

Absolute banger

Borat, pura islamofobia e desrespeito ao povo cazaque. Não é coincidência que o criador é sionista.

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Imagine him bursting out in song „It’s my kniiiiiiife…“

i don't just write jokes, i also do standup! if you wanna see some clips find me on tiktok at kaiconsonly or ig at kaichoyce.

There was a guy in my junior high named Michael Myers.