FOX is the trashiest of all five networks. Why haven't they greenlit this yet? I'd totally watch. The Real Housewives Of Fox. Starring: Donna Tubbs-Brown Francine Smith Linda Belcher Marge Simpson Lois Griffin And Special Guest Star: โBlac Ch... Angela Kardashianโ ๐๐ฅฐ๐๐ฅฐ๐๐ฅฐ๐๐ฅฐ๐๐ฅฐ ๐ฅฐ๐๐ฅฐ๐๐ฅฐ๐๐ฅฐ๐๐ฅฐ๐
Do you have an itch that NEEDS to be scratched? #ScratchThatItch ๐จ๐๐จ๐๐จ๐๐จ๐๐จ๐ ๐๐จ๐๐จ๐๐จ๐๐จ๐๐
August 5, 2024: I would love to say that this is me after my daily three-mile run, but alas, it's not. This is me after walking the puppies for 10 minutes on a 100โฐ+ / 100% humidity kind of day. Three more weeks of summer. ๐ฆ๐ง๐ฆ๐ง๐ฆ๐ง๐ฆ๐ง๐ฆ๐ง ๐ง๐ฆ๐ง๐ฆ๐ง๐ฆ๐ง๐ฆ๐ง๐ฆ
March 11, 2024: Uh-oh. I'm having that dream again. I'm in a restaurant, wearing only my trunks and my socks. ๐งฆ๐ฉณ๐งฆ๐ฉณ๐งฆ๐ฉณ๐งฆ๐ฉณ๐งฆ๐ฉณ ๐ฉณ๐งฆ๐ฉณ๐งฆ๐ฉณ๐งฆ๐ฉณ๐งฆ๐ฉณ๐งฆ
July 21, 2024: Stella moved! From Left-To-Right: Deuce, Bobby, and Stella. ๐โ๐ฆบ๐ฉ๐๐ถ๐พ๐โ๐ฆบ๐ฉ๐๐ถ๐พ ๐พ๐ถ๐๐ฉ๐โ๐ฆบ๐พ๐ถ๐๐ฉ๐โ๐ฆบ
April 22, 2024: Not-So-Dear Sun, Please go away forever, never to return. โ๏ธ๐โ๏ธ๐โ๏ธ๐โ๏ธ๐โ๏ธ๐ ๐โ๏ธ๐โ๏ธ๐โ๏ธ๐โ๏ธ๐โ๏ธ
April 22, 2023: Look Ma! No eyeglasses! #NoEyeglasses ๐๐ซ๐๐ซ๐๐ซ๐๐ซ๐๐ซ ๐ซ๐๐ซ๐๐ซ๐๐ซ๐๐ซ๐
I can't speak about childbirth; but I did pass a kidney stone in 2004. Doctors say passing a kidney stone is more painful than childbirth & amputation of a finger. I would rather pass a kidney stone than to listen to a second of TayTayโs โmusicโ. #TaylorSwift#Swifties#TorturedSouls ๐ฉธ๐๐ฉธ๐๐ฉธ๐ ๐๐ฉธ๐๐ฉธ๐๐ฉธ
April 25, 2024: Damn! My pre-Scarface days. #PreScarface ๐ค๐ข๐ค๐ข๐ค๐ข๐ค๐ข๐ค๐ข ๐ข๐ค๐ข๐ค๐ข๐ค๐ข๐ค๐ข๐ค
Especially after I bundle the Flavor-Aid with the 99 & 100 digital editions of The Tortured Poets Department. One will include a live bonus track of passing gas into a mike; the other one a recital of all the individualsโ (who have wronged me) addresses. #TaylorSwift#Swifties#DrinkingTheFlavorAid
