I can't think of a joke about the Trump assassins choosing the worst rifles for the job that won't get me a visit from the feds.
Restarts my ADHD medication after a six month break. 20 minutes later:
Alt: Scene from the Simpsons where Vladimir Lenin is humorously depicted as rising from his grave then lumbering forward like Frankenstein while saying "MUST CRUSH CAPITALISM"
Need a laminator for the office, check purchase portal. Find the exact same model through three vendors. ULine: $230 Grainger:$83 Amazon:$44 There used to be a purchasing department but they got rid of it for "efficiency".
Thank you Jewel-Osco for having a not bad pharmacy.
To everyone under the age of 25 who is conflicted on if it's ok to make 9/11 jokes. The answer is yes because there's no bigger 9/11 joke than waiting until the majority of responders had died of incurred illnesses to pass a compensation bill and then let the funding lapse multiple times.