Trump: We had the best four years with hurricanes (He went golfing during a hurricane, suggested nuking hurricanes, blocked disaster aid, and threw paper towels at hurricane victims)

And redirected a hurricane into Alabama with his felt pen.

And sharpie'd a map to conform to whatever 🍊 was thinking at the time.

But he also changed the course of a hurricane with a sharpie.

…and incorrectly predicted the path of a hurricane which he tried to retro-fix with a Sharpie on a map. I really can’t believe that actually happened.