"no your holiness, our operator has failed the mission"

i think one of my bigger flexes is that i sent bernie sanders a snapchat when he was running for president and mf OPENED IT AND LEFT ME ON READ

pretty good! had trouble sleeping more than a few hours for the first 2 months but that recently went away. all-in-all, very happy! ♥️

im officially 90 days into estrogen!!!

ditter drink the tap water how many times do we need to go over it. why do you hate the water so much just drink the freaking water. it is like so inexpensive and you need it to live anyway. drink water and not the 10pm coffee dude come on just drink water from the tap like a normal frickin guy plea

this is how i feel about the 10 dollar founding father Alexander Hamilton. they should make a play about him..

THIS GOES SO HARD!!!!

don't believe the scientists, look straight at the eclipse

98% coverage in Loot Lake tomorrow! so excited!

the commie manifesto being upside-down 😭😭