Can't think of one American friend that doesn't now say blinkin nora or bloody hell because of me. The consequences of having a Wallace-pilled Brit in your life

I did. They were quite normal sized so he was probably gay or something

Guy at the bar was hitting on me and said "I can tell you're straight because you got small ears". Figure that one out. This was in a gay bar by the way

5am. Good night out. Don't remember who gave me flower thing but I got McDoands. Ate while watching dueling saxophonist buskers in the square while the alcohol invited good thoughts and sad thoughts all at once. This is the prime night out experience and hopefully the last for a while LOL

You must watch movie and learn the context of this devastating frame

At a bar and witnessed someone getting Holdovers'd in real time

I am feeling better than I have in a good while and it seems the trick was allowing myself adequate sleep. Could it really be this simple....?????

Oh like BLUE SKY. The S isn't capitalised so I been saying Bloosky this whole time

It's not always easy for people to talk about their X

Do you remember when you joined Bluesky? I do! #MyBlueskyAnniversary christ time flies