You don't have to feed plush teddy bears 🧸. They also won't wreck you or your things/home. If you are bold you can get a teddy bear that will talk to you via a cassette player in its belly.
Mom put her kid in the car after a day at the zoo. Then the doors wouldn’t open because the battery died. Sealing the 20-month-old inside in the middle of a national Heat Dome in the Arizona desert. Because Teslas are fucking dumb death traps.
There's thousands up on thousands of unsold Teslas piling up. I would gladly make a single kind Twitter post about Elon Musk and refrain from making negative tweets about Elon Musk for a month in exchange for one of the Teslas. Not the CyberTruck, not calling it X. I have no kids.
If you've seen The Bee Keeper, you know it takes capital to run such a scam. It like the organized retail theft and the catalytic converter theft is run by rich white people. But they'd still have a hard time hiring people to work for them. Why risk jail when you can stay home?
Again, dude is collecting billions in subsidies while running a campaign against the government.
Teach your daughters not to be nice. Fuck it. NOT NICE. Loud. “Get the fuck away from me/Don’t fucking touch me like that” loud. I’d rather cut out my larynx than ever politely laugh my way through the things I’ve had to politely laugh my way through again. I wanna smash the word demure w a hammer.
This feels like where I'm supposed to compliment the new haircut but can't actually tell if the hair has been cut. But I'm willing to take your word for this being a new costume. Wonderful work either way. Please don't have Poison Ivy strangle me with her vines and give me hives.
Did they figure out if everyone has microplastics in all of our body parts, or if dudes are hording microplastics in our ballsacks for reasons?