The guy who bought the Taylor Swift guitar for $4k at auction and smashed it has complained about the cost of groceries or gasoline at least once this week. At LEAST.

Oh, hi. I'm RFK Jr., world-renowned exotic plague afficionado and home for wayward and orphaned parasites.

Hiring Manager: "I came out of that interview thinking the candidate for this very important position we're trying to fill was way too prepared for it - just irks me, frankly. What about the racist guy from yesterday's interview? Yeah the "black people are eating your pets" guy. He still available?"

Jjamellebouie.netSep 29, 2024 11:09pm

“she was too prepared to be there and i didn’t trust that” is absolutely wild. trump has absolutely acculturated a lot of voters into thinking that being a stark raving maniac is a welcome form of authenticity

i can't believe this place charges $11.49 for a big ass pretzel. oh, but its bavarian, you say?

writing a long post and only half of it has proper punctuation because character limit.

thank you for all the nice things you said but you need to know that my imposter syndrome is shocked and appalled that you would utter such absurd fabrications

irony dripping from this post so hard its a wonder twitter's servers haven't short circuited from all the moisture

It would be super funny for Trump to lose in 2024 and then, in late 2025, for Gutfeld to be bumped out of prime time so that Trump can host a variety show where he just relitigates the past and yells at the ghost of his past successes.

tearing up a bucket of red plums and i dont even care what it does to my health

It’s vitally important to understand the central truth about the way authoritarians think about power: they don’t care if you believe them when they claim something, they only care about having the power to make their claims stick, regardless of how many people actually believe them. 1/