We managed to recover a lot of her accounts, from emails to 2010 MMO forum logins. She's still relearning English and other things like gene splicing.

I think we should be able to wish death upon politicians on social media. I don't mean making threats, but just going: "Hey, I wish you dropped dead this instant. Nobody would mourn you and the world would be better off." Just give us this one thing ffs

So I made the floss joke in front of my mom and I swear I've never seen her look so disgusted in my life 😅

If you wanna join the 0% club: www.idrlabs.com/wife-rating-... Also, check out this question! Jolly and gay slider off the charts.

LOL well we don't want to get married anyway

Byelo uwu 🇵🇸 💪

Sleeping with your hair tied into a ponytail is the coward's way! No sir, I like to spend 10 minutes brushing it every morning. And I save so much on dental floss.

Holy shit lmao

That AK pistol abomination lol

I wonder if we should make accounts just to mess with it 🤨