Mark your calendars, book your flights: Your very own Stan Kelly will be making his fine art debut this fall in Los Angeles. AND YOU, PATRIOTIC READERS, ARE INVITED! Subliminal Projects 1331 W Sunset Blvd, Los Angeles, CA 90026 Opening: September 28, 7-10 pm @theonion.com

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SATURDAY JULY 12: Friends - especially those in the Bay area - I'm coming to San Francisco this weekend entrusted with the ominous task of speaking on behalf of The Onion's legendary editorial cartoonist, Stan Kelly. I hope I can do him justice. www.ticketweb.com/event/garbag...

Tickets for GARBAGE DAY LIVE | TicketWeb - Swedish American Hall in San Francisco, US

Find tickets for Garbage Day, Ryan Broderick, Casey Newton, The Onion's Kelly, Shindigs, Danielle Baskin showing at the Swedish American Hall - San Francisco, US Friday Jul 12, 7:30PM Tickets starting...

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Don't forget ... September 28 in Los Angeles:

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