Some Sickos who call themselves "Shagwell Studios" sent me this. What is happening to this world we live in?!? You can see all their twisted creations at shagwellstudios.com
Can you imagine what a Mess(iah) that would have been? My latest for @theonion.comtheonion.com/yahweh-or-th...
Chicago: The town so nice, they named it once! But it's still a city full of Sickos, so to help de-stress the Patriotic Americans who were visiting during the recent DNC, I created this coloring page for the new premiere print edition of The Onion:
NEW: For all you nature-lovers. Hike on over to the Onion store now. store.theonion.com/collections/...@theonion.com
This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all. • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Hea...
As the great Bob Guccione knew well, any publication that's worth its weight in paper and ink will have a sexy centerfold. Clearly, the new incarnation of The Onion in print is off to a promising start. Subscribe now for Kelly cartoons on archival-quality newsprint delivered to your mailbox.