As the great Bob Guccione knew well, any publication that's worth its weight in paper and ink will have a sexy centerfold. Clearly, the new incarnation of The Onion in print is off to a promising start. Subscribe now for Kelly cartoons on archival-quality newsprint delivered to your mailbox.

"Archival quality"? Sounds like that fancy schmancy newsprint!

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As someone who worked as a pre-press operator for a local paper, and as someone who collected the original print issues of the Onion, this is hitting all of my niche nerd buttons

Crying Statue of Liberty centerfold please!

please use alt text in the future thank you love your work 🗽