Bandit loves cricket, he works out, he's an archeologist, and he buys a pizza oven because he's jealous of his neighbors. There's an ep where he pees on his foot and another about him farting. He's just a masculine dad that has a healthy, loving relationship with his goddamn kids. Jesus HATES that.

Maybe this Jesus dude sucks idk

lmao bandit is SO typically masculine. he’s just.. yknow.. not weird about it.

bandit teaching men to be real dads since the dawn of time

The original Bluey is the bible version, these fuckass conservatives trying to ruin an already perfectly fine show

Loving your children and having a strong, playful relationship with them is SINFUL

You know what the funniest thing about this is? The TheDailyWire (a conservative nightmare) has been wanting to buy the Blaze (founded by known ass Glenn Beck) for years and the Daily Wire has a fucking awful conservative ripoff of Bluey called Chip Chip Chilla. Too bad the Bible version SUCKS.