Low level government employee: fuck, they’re gonna figure out I accepted this free chicken wing Alito: today I put strobe lights on my confederate flag

Trying to figure out how to like this more than once. Corruption at the top is flagrant and pervasive, but “government ethics” is all about preventing clerks from eating sandwiches at working lunches.

Alito: today I put the $27,000 strobe light system Leonard Leo got me on the genuine, battle-carried 1861 confederate flag given to me by a hedge fund manager who is really concerned about a FTC case we just granted cert on.

Alito: Today "my wife" put strobe lights on "her" Confederate flag.

And Raskolnikov wept, for there were no more wars to peace.

Meanwhile, Clarence Thomas rolls coal past the low level government employee in his giant fucking winnebago that was a "gift". Fuck, the Supreme Court needs a housecleaning. Thomas and Alito both need to be impeached like now.

TOO REAL. "OMG where is the donation jar because I ate one of the provided Panera bagels!"TOO REAL. "OMG where is the donation jar because I ate one of the provided Panera bagels!"

Me, a 20-something freelance stringer making $15 per article: "Hm, I probably shouldn't take this promotional bottle of vodka from PolishFest..."

You know his boat horn plays Dixie.

While blasting 🎵Onward Christian Soldiers🎵 from a concert speaker wall his wife installed in the front yard. Ya see, it’s really her fault. Isn’t that what wives are for?

As the child of federal employees. Yup.