This is really bad news for the fictional crime wave that starts two months before all elections and ends on Election Day.

TWwashingtonpost.comSep 23, 2024 5:34pm

FBI data confirms a clear decline in both violent crime and property crime last year, with homicides and reported rapes accounting for the biggest drops.

With crime on the election agenda, FBI gives final 2023 crime stats

FBI data confirms a clear decline in both violent crime and property crime last year, with homicides and reported rapes accounting for the biggest drops.

I brought this up to trumpers a few months back. "Well, they aren't reporting the crime!" was the response. They are not reporting MURDER? Can you, perhaps, elaborate on this? Maybe cite some sources?

So why does it FEEL like FBI data confirms a clear INCREASE in both violent crime and property crime last year, with homicides and reported rapes accounting for the biggest RISES.

One sec, readying the "Migrant Caravan" footage...

But that's last year. There's still time for it to happen this year, and now the floor is nice and low! (after all, it's fictional)

Shouldn't migrant caravan season be starting soon?

Don't worry, a Mexican caravan will appear when Republicans need it most.

My Mother watches nothing but Fox News and she refuses to believe any crime stats from the "corrupt FBI".

In fairness, a substantial number of J-6ers are still in prison.

What am I going to do with all this surplus "I did that" crime scene tape with Joe Biden's face on it? I was counting on the crime wave.

Thanks, Joe Biden.