Just a little teddy bear!

(This joke was heavily workshopped with @transbookhistory.bsky.social and I can't be held fully responsible)

I come to bluesky for the first time in a month and this is what I see.

I love them, but they make a bad noise and I cannot.

Emailing!

Do you want the mill girl story where she is seduced and immediately has her leg amputated in front of all the med students including her childhood bff?

This is me!

Shelley: how about this protagonist? pale, likes to faint, right? Moreno-Garcia: no she loves to party and smoke cigarettes Shelley: Lewis: Radcliffe: Shelley: damn what a twist! Lewis: i never considered that angle Radcliffe: a whole new grid

And here I am, writing about fucking Carousel like a dweeb.

Same.