I'm using my powers for evil now. www.redbubble.com/i/sticker/Th...

Look at this little guy's tummy.

And once you're done with that, buy the book (or make your library)! The section on "Bartleby" is wonderful and I do not do it justice.

There are two tiktok accounts I follow closely: 1. Man with underground eel pit 2. Woman mining a series of tunnels under her house There is a subterranean shift and I'm ready.

Running into unhinged photoshops I had forgotten about has really increased my sympathy for everyone in a group chat with me.

I love them, but they make a bad noise and I cannot.

The only person I trust with an acoustic guitar at a party.

Editing a recording of my voice. I'm in hell.

Emailing!

Do you want the mill girl story where she is seduced and immediately has her leg amputated in front of all the med students including her childhood bff?