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Kate Heartfield
@kateheartfield.com
Novelist. The Tapestry of Time (2024 UK/Can, 2025 US), The Valkyrie, The Chatelaine, The Embroidered Book. Games. Assassin's Creed novels. Former journalist. Writer in residence, University of Ottawa. She/her. 🏳️🌈
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Slightly Horrified By How Much Zucchini Is In My House season came a little late this year, but it came all the same
The Zucchinis of Udolpho, by Ann Radcliffe
There I was, idly procrastinating, wishing I could think of a good horror plot ...
It came without ribbons (of zucchini)! It came without tags (on zucchini)! It came without packages, boxes, or bags (of zucchini)!
The Inevitable Zucchini, by Edward Gorey
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Kate Heartfield
@kateheartfield.com
Novelist. The Tapestry of Time (2024 UK/Can, 2025 US), The Valkyrie, The Chatelaine, The Embroidered Book. Games. Assassin's Creed novels. Former journalist. Writer in residence, University of Ottawa. She/her. 🏳️🌈
kateheartfield
1.9k followers1.1k following2.5k posts