Actual serious question: does anyone know of a totally online post-bac pre-med program? Since I majored in physics (and applied math but that's less relevant for the point I'm about to make), and because the sciences are chauvinistic like this, I never had to take college bio or chem.

(By chauvinism I mean: Yet all the bio majors had to take intro chem and physics, and all the chem majors had to take intro physics.)