These are often the same people who assure me that before effective, widely-available birth control, every pregnancy was welcomed and every child cherished.

You’d think someone would have put in a bridge that would let you walk over the tracks, but you would be wrong.

Oh, that explains my brother-in-law’s entire Facebook feed for the last few months 😬

Yep. I figured it out when my mom finally managed to quit after her diagnosis and prescription—in her 50s.

Smoking, too.

My grocery delivery is bringing me like three different herbal tea blends and I am SO happy.

That's "rules are for other people". Dividing the world into ontological categories of good people who can be allowed to do as they please and bad people who must be regarded with suspicion and disdain. Picture of Batman angrily breaking a gun goes here. That shit is not our shit. Shouldn't be.

I desperately want to never see Carville’s name in my inbox ever again.

questions an enterprising political reporter in an influential newsroom could ask a trump spokesperson: “what percentage of americans does trump think are scum?” “what does trump propose to do with the americans he says are scum?” “are these the same americans trump describes as vermin?”

I have been thinking about this all week. And the part where all the versions of that ballad have to be harmonised for 4-5 women’s voices. I love this show so much.