I hate honorifics

When I eat ramen I sound like a dog

I like how your credit score is just completely fabricated bs that’s a good idea to make something you need to buy anything very expensive completely asinine

I enjoy that in Persona guarding against an attack is just holding your arm in front of your face

Man… a watermelon

Im sitting here like “man I don’t wanna go to work today” happy news it’s my day off so shut up and stop thinking about it

Learning more about the port strike and I love how the people fighting it are like “but it will cause $5B in expenses every day!! That’s bad” which is just such a hilarious figure to me it gives me the vibe of some economists in a board room being like “eh fuck it call it $5B it’s nice and round”

Like the absolute nerve to in one breath be like “you intentionally were disrespecting me because you were angry that I was pronouncing your name wrong and that’s bad!!” And in the next somehow say something even more infantilizing and disrespectful is remarkable and ballsy as hell

He brought this up during a meeting about how I allegedly disrespected him multiple times through the week by… continuing to work through meetings that were about how we’re about to have a shitload of work to do. I don’t think that will ever not be funny to me

Still thinking about how my manager started arbitrarily mispronouncing my name (he gave it a hard T like my name was KT) and when I corrected him he was like “erm, your name isn’t spelled Kadie it’s spelled Katie. Sometimes people are gonna get your name wrong” what an insane thing to do