Werewolves arenât some sort of Halloween joke, lycanthropy is actually a severe histamine response to the full moon. Thatâs why you canât bring the moon to preschool anymore
Today is the one year anniversary of moving out of my exâs house so I am celebrating with this beautiful lemon raspberry tart. Divorce fucking rocks (sincere)
A fun idea for sexting/dirty talk is to use novel euphemisms. For example, instead of the generic âIâm so wetâ, why not try out something intriguing yet tasteful, like âmy downstairs neighbor is a total slimelordâ
Since itâs cooled down enough to drink tea my mug use is off the charts
Werewolves arenât some sort of Halloween joke, lycanthropy is actually a severe histamine response to the full moon. Thatâs why you canât bring the moon to preschool anymore
(Sees a bad color) âIâm gonna puceâ
If it makes you uncomfortable then itâs puce
Dr. Franklinstein
Youâd hope Paul Simon does