the first rule of chillaxing club is about agricultural imports. it's a historical thing. rule 2 will make more sense

when BPA free water bottles came out we thought we'd live forever...that humanity had cracked the code

I think it is! Will be by family again and there’s way more apartments and we won’t be surrounded by my in-laws from actual hell LMAO

There are demons out here and things are evil but I got job experience and will try transferring and my girlfriend won in terms of career stuff so I guess it was still the right play

Midwest-bound once again in a little under 2 months

compendium of all these scenes in fantasy books where heroes finish a subplot, get to a safe haven, and sleep for 48 hours straight then eat a 7000 calorie meal described in great detail

Fourth wise man DLC

14th century knight walking around perimeter of a CVS, nodding approvingly

The ideal mutual:

Got it! We’ll see where the wind takes me..