Somehow, wwx’s face goes even redder. He lets out a fake noise of distress and clutches lwjs robe tighter against his naked body. “Aiya, such a bold, bold man you are, ravishing this weak maiden… we only just met!” Lwj raises an eyebrow at him. wwx pouts.

“Play along, and we can try a new position I found in that spring book that you so rudely interrupted me while I was reading! It allows for better chances of conceiving—AH! Lan Zhan, give me the robe back, I’m entirely naked! What about our role—“