Hello dorkiness my old friend

I tell my boss.. I work really hard to do as little as possible

You should see the trainwreck this one baby I know grom '75

I appreciate when you do, and I understand when you can't.

First I just wanted him to outlive Kissenger.. Now I want him to make it to 100 so we get the party we never got to have with Betty White

Yet... Not as fun as you'd think it would be

The level of betrayal you feel when your work bestie takes off a Monday and didn't tell you

I regret nothing. Wait.. everything.

Building castles out of mashed potatoes

This feeling that I'm feeling... Is this what love feels like?