I love when men try to tell me they have it harder than women do. Bro. Women in the US couldn’t have a credit card in their name without a male co-signer till 1974 and I am not making this up. 1974. Women couldn’t build credit independently till 1974. Tell me again about how hard your life is.

Me to the mosquito in my house: “What I do have is a very particular set of skills. I will look for you, I will find you, and I will k1lI you."

The electoral system is the silly part. To be clear.

Hi! 👋🏻 Looking for friends here who: -love the Oxford comma -use sarcasm as a coping mechanism -want to end the patriarchy -are social justice warriors 💪🏻 -and/or think Scream is the best movie ever made.

Crushing victory for Harris.

I’m betting we get the call that Kamala Harris has been elected 47th president of the United States between 10-10:30p ET on November 5th. Potentially closer to 11 if they wait till California officially closes. Which is silly. Cause we know how California is gonna vote. We will know on November 5th.

Exactly what I was thinking of

Trump has ruined “Con Te Partirò” for me forever and add that to the list of things I will never forgive him or MAGA for.

Put your signs up. Put your bumper stickers on. We need MAGA to understand there are more of us so that when we win, they don’t cause violence and scream voter fraud. I mean, they are gonna do that anyway. But I want them to know they lost. I want them to know there are more of us.

Hahahahahha what the hell