The grand prize for the world's dumbest and most famous pedo goes to: Donald J Trump

"we will be able to build a bigger and better place paperclip missionary declease to ceast and desist"

"those aren't hot dogs, Those are artesonal paranoia devil dogs"

Why do pumpkins take longer than weed to grow? Nothing grows in pure water and "just soil plus plant nutrients".

"heart attacks are free. The more ya lie, the more likely it is you'll have one at a younger age than expected. If you lie too often, that's 7 years off ya life span per lie"

"if you believe Kat Williams is innocent, think long and hard about the problem you're a part of and had a hand in"

"do you know what a clipper is"

If by "concept of a plan", he was referring to how to convince people of his repetitive bullshit, he'd be telling the truth as trump, something he's clearly allergic to

"welcome to Walmart, where the employees and their employees are not the brightest bulbs"

"the truth is nonsense is to lie with a large audience and show your ass on twitter"