Dying in a cave is miserable and terrifying but by far the worst part is that every cave is named by the intoxicated 20 year olds that discovered it so after you slowly die over the course of many hours they'll afterwards always remember you as the Big Stinky Slinky Cave Tragedy

You hate to hear about the worst caving tragedy in history (The Ribbed Lower Colon Disaster) (No Survivers)

sounds like how surfers name beaches you got wallys (named after some dude who used to live on a hill overlooking the place), then you got rat beach (because it's the beach 'R'ight 'A'fter 'T'orrance) people are silly with their names, lol