Longest standing employee? Let that old man sit down, you Disney bastards.
Disney, please give Hank a chair!
Not sure we should be celebrating underpaying your workers so much they still canโt afford to retire at 92
there's possibly another (slightly less feelgood) story hiding behind the "now" in that headline ...
They should let him have a chair.
Let the man sit down!!
No one should work until death, let alone to the age of 92.
My brain refuses to read this headline in any way other literally. As in: this is the oldest Disney employee whose work requires him to stand
Stop telling him to sit! He has clearly entered into a curse where he is granted unnatural longevity but only as long as his he is upright. If he sits HE DIES!
ALT: a cartoon of mickey mouse wearing a wizard 's hat
heaven forbid he sits downheaven forbid he sits down