Chi-Chi Rodriguez, we love him folks, don't we? We love to say "Chi-Chi." Not sure how big his dick was. But he was a great player. Probably a big dick, but who knows. Chi-Chi Rodriguez. We're going to send him back though folks. We have to send Chi-Chi back or we're not going to have a country.

FFS, I genuinely can’t tell if this is real or not.

Chi chi is actually Tagalog for penis.

Do Fuzzy Zeller

"Didn't found Chi Chis, you'd think it was him but it wasn't, no, it was Max McGee, now that man was packing. They say half the kids in Green Bay were his, the other half Paul Hornung's. His name sounds like Horny, you know what I mean? I thought of that."

But he says CHY-CHY like how that great WKRP in Cincinnati newsman Les Nessman used to call him.

you're getting a little too good at that

Ken I'm in tears

please don't say Tiger Woods please don't say Tiger Woods please don't say Tiger Woods

Is Mark Lansing here? He could hit like nobody's business. Mark Lansing -- played for the Rockies, in the late great state of Colorado. Expos, the Montreal...Expos. Mark Lansing. 9 inches, apparently. The ladies said "we gotta have 9." Good for him. But we're going to have so many tariffs, folks.