Listen, my only position on Gay Nutcracker and Black Disabled Santa is that I don’t want to hear shit about them until Friday at the earliest
No Xmas allowed in my family until the Friday after thanksgiving! Friday morning I pull out my 7 record collection of Firestone Presents Xmas (it took me years to find them all) it hits the turn table, the eggnog comes out & the tree goes up! The eggnog at this point is 2 years old & deadly.
Got it. So you're open to turkeys on the dole. Every year the president personally authorizes the addition of two more turkeys to the welfare rolls and taxpayers have to pay. What have they done to earn it and when will it end?
Really can’t believe there is gayness in ballet. Thought it was the last bastion of unwokeness.
Three Targets were involved in us getting a gay nutcracker this year so clearly it is not too early if you appreciate good art.
Macy’s be like “First Friday of August? Say no more.”
I'm still waiting for the BDSM nutcracker. I mean come on, its right there in the name
Any man who goes about with Merry Christmas on his lips before Black Friday should be boiled in his own pudding and buried with a stake of holly through his heart.
Every year, people want to start the War on Christmas early. Listen, my helmet isn't getting its new tinsel 'till after I finish my third helping of stuffing. Stop the War on Thanksgiving.
The War on Christmas will continue until Santa withdraws behind the Black Friday armistice line.