The most consistently important languages for an American lawyer to master are English, Spanish, a little Latin, and the ability to convey “can you believe this fuckin moron” to judges and juries using only your eyebrows.

When I was on jury service, one of the barristers did this with very impressive moustache which he wiggled to great theatrical effect.

My sixteen year daughter just told us she wants to become a lawyer. She's already mastered this skill and uses it in every conversation.

It would still be interesting to see a prosecutor get on their knees and proclaim loudly in french that the sire may resolve it like they used to do it on the channel islands

TEACH ME the eyebrow thang. Please. I will pay millions. Please. <`-'> 🤨

...oh heck I'm a little eyebrow practice away from becoming a lawyer. Okay that and the entire law school and bar exam stuff. That too.

The importance of side eye.

Is that why you embraced the hair loss? More emphasis on the eyebrow snark?

Everyone’s saying Spock, but I think the real advanced-level CLE would be taught by Ming-Na Wen.

I think the ability to NOT convey you think this person is a moron is an eyebrow feat. Their arch nemesis, if you will. The pique of their development. A truly hair-raising challenge. Also i practice in WA where all appellate arguments are televised. So watching the game tape shows the results.

Latin non est magni momenti.