MURIKA

Claremont: making Lebanon look classy.

I initially read the quote post as saying ´former donut officer´ and I think that´s objectively correct!

"What do you call your act?" "The 'murikans"

It'll be interesting to watch the GOP line up to protect this fine, upstanding lunatic

First time I read this I thought it was the announcement of Trump's VP pick.

i know drinking won't solve my problems but forgetting this story for a few hours seems like a good reason

Childish Gambino's This is America starts playing in my head whenever I read headlines like this

very presidential

I used to live in that neck of the woods. I'm shocked.* *not at allI used to live in that neck of the woods. I'm shocked.* *not at all

I mean let's be honest. This guy knows more than most about what threatens the safety of ordinary Americans. (Namely, him.)