Some days I really wish every headline writer in America had one neck and I had my hands around it.

*doesn't think your squeezing hard enough.

Great aerobic exercise. And if you have to give chase ... Burn ya some serious calories 😋

From your lips to God's (sic) ears.

I've never met a headline writer with more than one neck.

Irate Attorney Calls for Collective Neck

Easy there, Caligula.

I can help.

White's Iron Law of Headlines

Is this a true threat? How many likes till we hit a rico?

Closest I got to that was working at the newspaper in Halifax